So, forget lumpy grey porridge and burnt pans and embrace the delicious range of porridges that can be eaten for a luxury breakfast or even served as a dessert. Check the Witch’s Larder page for necessary ingredients. As a psychosexual therapist since the millennium, I have been recommending Bed Picnics to all my clients. For those with an aversion to crumbs in the bed, porridge is the perfect solution. But not just any porridge – the Witch’s Porridge. What nicer way to spend a birthday or anniversary morning with the love of your life in bed having a picnic. Set up your tray nicely, perhaps with a pretty cloth, a cafetiere or teapot (or even a couple of glasses of Buck’s Fizz), two matching cups and two bowls of steaming delicious porridge using one of the Witch’s Recipes. And why save this treat just for special occasions? A bed picnic is a lovely thing to do, with or without the crumbs and alcohol! And if you are single, treat yourself because “you’re worth it”.